"The most efficient labor-saving device is still money."

"He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge."

"Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry."

"To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute."

"What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself."

"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there."

"Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool."

"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..."

"The world wants to be cheated. So cheat."

"Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned Only when the last fish has been caught Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."