"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."

"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; Yet strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers."

"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral."

"A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

"History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters in between."

"Great men are not always idiots"