"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true."

"Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having."

"RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave."

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."

"Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House."

"The best accessory for an outfit like this is a grim-looking buddy by my side."