"There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all Us."

"It鈥檚 really easy to complain. If you鈥檙e not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good."

"Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving it's mark upon the heart."

"Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed."

"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."

"In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow."