"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."

"By the time we've made it, we've had it."

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."

"Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long."

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law."

"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue."

"Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer."

"Even though work stops, expenses run on."

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."