"Religion is for those who don't want to go to Hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have already been through it."

"People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but they won't forget the way you made them feel."

"A man is known by the company he avoids."

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have."

"A dreamer lives for eternity."

"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."

"Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water."

"I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing."

"In times of change, learners inherit the Earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists."

"If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius."

"With just enough of learning to misquote."

"There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli."