"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"The highest endeavor of the mind, and the highest virtue, is to understand things by intuition."

"The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood."

"No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate."

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."