"At least one study of blocked writers has found that they were more productive and more creative when they were essentially forced to write instead of scribbling only when the mood struck them."

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'"

"Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things."

"While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance."

"Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won't take the portholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother."

"Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world [chess] championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility."

"The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself."

"Go broke for what you love. It's only money; only stuff."

"Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?"

"A picture says more than a thousands words, but which words are these?"

"The only things that evolve by themselves in an organization are disorder, friction and malperformance."

"Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds divide."