"When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is a little better than a beast."

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Respect is based on Friendship,and friendship is based on love and love is so accidental isn't it ?"

"There is no path to peace. Peace is the path."

"I began to have an idea of my life, not as the slow shaping of achievement to fit my preconceived purposes, but as the gradual discovery and growth of a purpose which I did not know."

"I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you."

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

"There was a young woman named Jenny, Whose limericks weren't worth a penny. Her rhythm and rhyme Were perfectly fine But whenever she tried to write any, She always had one line too many."

"Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young."